Hi guys! Athena here. Today I want to tell you about my love for babies. Well, not babies like the squishy human ones (even though I do really like those!), but babies like the super fluffy squeaky ones! "Babies" are what my mom and dad call my stuffed animals.
Did you know that my favorite toys in the world are my ChuckIt balls? Well, even though they are my favorite, I'm only allowed to play with them outside. You are probably thinking, "wow Athena, your parents are SO mean. They don't even let you play with your favorite toys inside the house!" I think this all of the time too.
Even though I don't get to play with my favoritist balls in the house, I do get to play with my next favorite thing whenever I want: babies! I have an entire basket full of babies to choose from. Some of my babies are the really fancy expensive ones that are called something like "indestructible." They might be indestructible for some dogs, but not for Thean Bean the Baby Picking Machine. That's right, I LOVE to pick at all of my babies with my little front teeth until they pop open and I can pick out all of the white fluffy stuff!
My mom used to get really mad at me when she would buy a $20 "indestructible" baby and I would ruin it in a matter of minutes with my picking. So, she came up with a new plan. Now I'm only allowed to have cheap "destructible" babies that my mom buys on clearance after holidays. Just last week we went to the pet store and got a whole gigantic bag full of new Valentine's babies that were only $2, $3, and $4 each! Some of my holiday babies have lasted months and months without being picked open, while others only lasted a few minutes.
Even though I LOVE to pick at my babies, I don't ever eat them. I am very good about spitting out any strings, cloth, squeakers, or white fluffies that come out. When I'm done picking and destuffing my babies, I will play with their "skin" forever! Some of my favorite toys are destuffed babies and amputated baby legs. My mom thinks it's so funny when I zoom around the house with a
Do any of you guys like your babies as much as I do? Have you ever played fun games like Baby Pickin' or Baby Zoom?